Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light

"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."

by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022

Backwoods squaller honkey

A tall white man from the sticks that chews longcut dip and has a broke down truck in the front yard and diddles his step sister.

"That beau dean sho ams a backwoods squaller honkey"

by Bigdaddylongthangs93 January 5, 2020

Backwoods Nativist

A person who is anti-immigration usually white male Southern or rural background who supports Donald Trump

All the backwoods Nativist Say build a wall at Trump rallies

by EmJayee February 5, 2018

backwoods cum drip

a backwoods cum drip is when you take autumn into the woods and drip come on her.

hey autumn wanna do a backwoods cum drip

by PierceTheGeorgiou June 28, 2016

backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023