Waltzing Piss Ant

An obnoxious, posturing, overbearing person of the piss ant mentality.

Look at that gottdamned waltzing piss ant!

by fonspa November 1, 2010

one man waltz

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

one-man waltz

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

West Virginia Waltz

The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!

Right on!

by West Virginia waltzer July 20, 2022

WALTZED

When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED

WALTZED

by Bort Shnort February 1, 2019

Shitkickers waltz

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz

See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

The Flea Waltz

!!!SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA V3!!!
a traumatizing song used in danganronpa V3 for Kaede Akamatsu's execution, where she gets brutally hanged, and moved up and down via a rope, which lasted for 8 hours.

Kokichi: HEY SAIHARA CHAN! WANT TO PLAY THE FLEA WALTZ? ILL PLAY IT EXTRA FAST, SAIHARA CHAN!

Shuichi: *intense sobbing*

by emuotoriiii June 21, 2024