Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night
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London's underground system. A very convenient way to get around central London. However it is incredibly expensive especially when compared with the Paris Metro, and liable to strikes from lazy bastard london underground staff. It is the oldest underground train system in the world which also means its shite. Over crowding is a serious problem and none of the carriages are air conditioned. The tube is fun if you are a tourist but if you use it everyday to get to and from work it is a nightmare. For fun try London Bridge or Bank on the Northern line at around 5:30-6:00 on a week night. Victoria at about 8:30am is also a good one. Be prepared to sweat to inhuman levels and have your face wedged in a fat bastard's armpit. Amusing once, not so much every single goddamn day. One of the many joys of working in London.
Warren: How shall we get there?
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.
by Ball Bag February 24, 2006
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Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!
Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!
by TedTrippin March 25, 2010
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Get the squeezing the tube of toothpaste mug.The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.
Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.
OK!
That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?
OK!
That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?
by Holly1 January 10, 2007
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