the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

The butt treatment

When you are with a group of friends and one of them has been acting like an asshole , you and the rest of your friends hold the person and one of you rub your butt in thier face. That will teach them not to be asshole or butthole!

Hey he's being an asshole let's give him the butt treatment!💩

by El CABO MAGANA June 2, 2018

The Quan Treatment

The act of Beatin the shit out of someone so badly, they are banished from the squad. The victim of the treatment is stuck throwing shade at the squad, but never doing anything physical

Watch your back, he might give youThe Quan Treatment

by IssaMysteryy June 4, 2018

The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.

"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.

by Fernandon October 16, 2008

The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.

I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

the becca treatment

When receiving fellacio, releasing your load onto the face of the girl providing you with the service with no warning what-so-ever.

i didn't make any noise or even move. i just laid back and gave her the becca treatment.

by Primo May 9, 2005

The Blanket Treatment

The art of getting denied pussy by a girl cocooning herself with a blanked.

Billy progressively scoots closer to Sally as she continues to scoot away from Billy. As Sally reaches the end of the couch she asks Billy for a blanket because she is cold. Sally then proceeds to give Billy the Blanket Treatment by denying him any chances of getting some action.

by AlmusBG March 3, 2014