channing the tatum

To tongue a gentleman's taint.

Her boyfriend loved it when she started channing the tatum.

by VonComedy June 13, 2014

Rid the table

To clean up the table after a meal.

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"

by Yoakam October 7, 2008

Stuffing the Taco

Another term for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to female masturbation.

Morgan was stuffing the taco while watching Chris Evans in Avengers.

by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.

Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!

by alexculli September 23, 2011

Thomas (the tank engine)

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.

"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"

by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011