The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length

“Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”

by LilDongle February 28, 2019

Scoutin the talent

While in a public place, Usually a bar, when one sizes up the situation in terms of men to women ratio and then what women look good to bang. Can be done at any social venue.

Two guys walk into a bar:
John: man what are you doing your staring?
Other John: Shh bro im just scoutin the talent!

by JEFF BEAM September 22, 2012

scoot the chewie

A term is used to describe when a person leaves work for the day.

tell you what fellas, I think it's time to scoot the chewie

by oldmate123 August 2, 2022

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

The German Gas Scooter

when you fuck a girl in the ass while she is riding a gas scooter. This was invented in germany, scottsdale where two lovers where sotted Scooter Fucking

Ex: "dude i just performed The German Gas Scooter on this bitch!"
"oooh shit hardcore!"

by Piss in a bottle December 4, 2009

Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Scoot A Little (Celebrities): The First Juvenile Release 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025