The devil's shit
A bowel movement that looks like an upside down cross when observed between your legs as you sit on the toilet.
The devil's shit by Fritzanus February 21, 2019
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The Wegman's Sushi of
When something is almost as good as the real thing, but is definitely, noticeably NOT the real thing. Something that's definitely not bad, but only good enough to get that fix when you don't have time and/or money for the authentic version. Not to be confused with "Gas station sushi" which is a joke in and of itself.
I really want a BMW, but they're too expensive. So I got this VW which is like the Wegman's Sushi of BMW.
The Wegman's Sushi of by Justsomerandodude August 8, 2019
The Man's Silence
The man's silence. It's an expression that stands for the silence in which one or several bros are watching a girl's ass silently for several seconds, which ends when one of them says "nice" or looks at another and communicate their feelings through telepathy.
The Man's Silence by Smöl March 3, 2020
The Boy's Sock Theory
If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.
Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?
Friend #1 - Of course I do.
Friend #2 - Are they wet?
Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.
Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.
Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?
Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.
The Boy's Sock Theory by PumpAction January 7, 2022
The Captain’s Surprise
The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
The Captain’s Surprise by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
The 3 S's
"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock