1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.
by Myc September 14, 2005
by JuggaloninjaWizard May 25, 2016
by nott mee January 18, 2011
When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.
by Names_M October 10, 2005
"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"
by ihadto March 20, 2009
Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.
by Thoxis May 21, 2019
by RheAnna July 15, 2008