Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010

jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.

Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer

by Synapzz January 26, 2022

Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.

I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom

by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024

Jizzer

A Japanese slave.

I’m not fucking with a jizzer

by KingWigga69 February 15, 2020

jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.

This is my jizzeration rag.

by Jizz king July 25, 2018