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Haven

culinary heaven for minimal monetary fee
"Screw those crappy sit-down places let's just get an emily special from haven"
by mjb6363 April 11, 2005
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haven

OMFG HAVEN stop performing bukkake on Kelsey!!
by bukkakemonster October 19, 2004
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Haven

A loser who sucks jk is amazing beautiful young girl who is so cool and has ya going crazy n makes ya laugh and smile
by Dang_itzej July 25, 2018
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haven

the female sexual organ i.e. vagina. Often used in conjuction with word `shaven` to describe a women who has no pubic hairs in her groyne area.
That woman had the smoothest shaven haven i've ever licked out - that girl had a completely shaven vagina i.e. brazilian wax
by Nick C May 24, 2004
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haven

girl that not only has a bush but a clown nose on her face.

somewhat looked upon as bisexual and when she sees someone is jealous of, she goes PHSYCO. unwanted by all normal boys and lies as a daily routine. a backstabbing physco bush bitch.only pretends to be your friend to use you for information.
Channon: Whoa, you might wannna stay away from that girl, she is a Haven.

Dale: Yeah, i know.. But you should be nice despite her evil ways and get her some Vagisil brand ointment for that stinch coming out of her pants.

Channon: I threw some in her yard after we egged it last night, so I am the bigger person! Let's go to chuch!

Dale: Yes! Yay God!
by GetSommaThis! October 19, 2010
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Haven

Haven is a tall girl who can be a real big bich she can be really mean but she is beautiful on the outside but powerfully mean in the inside. Haven is a girl that has dark hair and likes about every guy so sees. She has big boobs and likes to buy bras. She likes having sex and kissing other people.
Ew that Haven

Yeh that bich
by Sara Vang January 16, 2018
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haven

usually extremely ugly, weird ass smile, double chin, fat stomach
haven looks like mcdonalds favorite customer has she ever heard of a treadmill.
by salad barrr January 11, 2009
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