Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 02, 2023
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Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.
Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?
by local floridian man January 11, 2023
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Florida Man

a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick
damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)
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