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The MCR Facebook Page

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The MCR Facebook page is a wonderful place. Well, it can be. It's full of stupid whores who are very perverted and flip out for the stupidest things. There is some nice people though. :
The MCR Facebook Page has stolen my Non-pervertedness.
by KaliLinny September 19, 2011
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the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat
by fbchatisgay July 26, 2011
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Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)
The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
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To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)
Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.
by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012
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The New Facebook

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Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011
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On The Public Facebook

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A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.
by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022
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The Illusion of Facebook

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The theory that Facebook is just like heroin.

Heroin is highly addictive gives you the impression that you can do anything and be super-productive, when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.

Similarly, Facebook is just as addictive and gives you the impression that you're socializing and making new friends when in fact you're doing the exact opposite.
Guy #1: Bro theres a huge four kegger out at the lake tonight! Let's pick up some bitches and get shit faced!

Guy #2: Naw man I'm gonna stay in tonight and go on Facebook.. theres this girl thats going to be in my class at AU next year, I'm gonna rail her!

Guy #1: No, you're not. You're being deceived by the Illusion of Facebook.
by baller4 August 11, 2009
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