fuck me in the face

A phrase used to express frustration and exasperation at a given situation (most likely a situation in which you are helpless). Similar to fuck me but for the more extreme cases. To be used sparingly, only in occasions deserving of such vulgarity, as not to dull the expression from overuse.

Upon learning that he still has ten more days of school, not two, Rob exclaims, "Fuck me in the face."

(At the student union)
Friend: "Hey, isn't that your ex-boyfriend? The one went all crazy bitch on yesterday? Shit, he's coming over."
Girl: "Dammit I can't handle this. Fuck me in the face."

by CherryQ January 14, 2008

by the face

When you do or say something which has no sense in that situation, you do it by the face.

- He told me I was a liar.
- Why?
- Pfff by the face, i had never spoken with him before.

by weissakis November 30, 2009

slap on the face

insult, considered to be insulting.

Aw, that's a slap on the face.

by Nabeel, January 17, 2008

in the face

Something that people say when something happened that could be interpreted as perverted.

When you get hit with anything in your face and people need to emphasize it.

jack: "Ahhh man i got this stuff all over me
Steve:"In the face"

Bob: *punches guy in the face*
Bill: "in the face!!!!"

by wawowewa December 30, 2010

Ass-in-the-Face

A state of poverty, or social rejection/lack of status stemming from a poor or financially disadvantaged background.

"When we were growing up, we had nothing. We had ass-in-the-face."

by Paul Caporino September 15, 2006

face the fact

The truth

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.

by applepie25 May 6, 2015

Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008