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The Dangly State

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Dave: “The Dangly State seems replete with biscuit-brainers.”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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angle of the dangle

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The angle of the dangle
is equal to the mass of the ass
when the heat of the meat is constant
Tom used the angle of the dangle formula to assess his performance.
by 50's male September 2, 2009
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The Dangerzone

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10 minutes before the end of your shift at work. What happens in those last 10 minutes is the difference between finnishing work on time, or staying another half-an-hour.
X: "Here comes the boss..."

Y: "Well I'm not starting anything for him now, i'm in The Dangerzone..."
by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009
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angle of the dangle

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The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)
Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).

Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:

a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie
by Pilgrim4Truth January 18, 2008
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The Dangerzone

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The place or mental state where the most fun and craziness happens. The mental state that one enters when they are really really hammered/drunk. Being absolutely blitzed. Having great fun, but on the brink of destruction. To the point of intoxication where bad things will happen if anymore alcohol is consumed.

The place that you strive to go when you rage.

Inspired by the theme song from the classic movie top gun.
Friend A: Dude are you really planning on having 20 standard drinks tonight?

Friend B: Bro, I don't know, but it is definitely possible. I am going to the dangerzone tonight!

Friend C: (Drunkenly pumps his fist and sings loudly) "Highway to the Dangerzone!"
by fjireiog588466 March 16, 2011
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angle of the dangle

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The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the throb of the knob, provided the urge remains constant.
by berks60 August 30, 2007
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The Dangling Monkey

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When your ass hairs become so long that when you poop some pieces get stuck in your hair. Resembling a monkey swinging from a branch.
Dude, I forgot to shave and I had the dangling monkey this morning.
by Ben Denver June 29, 2011
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