The angle of dangle is given
By the throb of the knob. It's driven
By the heat of the meat,
As a function discrete:
Get it on, or get off (then get shriven!)
Shriven (archaic): to be confessed (as in gaining absolution for your sins and doing penance).
Other terms of the angle of the dangle formula that may be factored include:
a) Provided the urge remains constant.
b) The bootie of the cutie