going to the doctors

a secretive term for smoking weed.

Hey dude i cant wait till we are going to the doctors after school its going to be sick!

by Sam631 April 15, 2009

Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger

A Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie

You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

Eat toast

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

by Chatrad February 26, 2019

The Doctah

The Doctah is a tv term related to Scifi Brit series, Doctor Who. Whooligans use this word because the pronounciation of "the Doctor" especially by the Tenth and the Eleventh became "scottish", so to joke on it they say Doctah.

Oh, for Gallifrey's sake, this fish fingers and custard were cooked by Jenna like the Doctah had done on tv!

by gianmarx April 11, 2015

Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.

Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?

by Dudecaker April 10, 2019

That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.

Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!

by Chupacabra244 August 4, 2011