by kyrian247 April 13, 2021
A virus that attracts people to eat so much that it makes them shit their guts out people who are infected with the coronavirus will shit so much that they use up at least One Hundred rolls of Toilet paper an hour. Please dont get infected it will cost you a shit ton of money
by Bart Thomson April 11, 2020
Jamal: Yo wys the jam's next week, special dj's, BYOB tho, fly trust is gonna be live, females free so bring ur gyal.
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".
Coronavirus: lmfao got me fucked up bout "jam".
by somrandomname123 May 3, 2020
John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.
by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 28, 2020
a fucking virus that started in china on december 2019 that has a death rate of 2-5% and around 150m infections
also known as sars cov 2.
also known as sars cov 2.
by fordashy is gay June 11, 2021
A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
While in the Coronavirus position:
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
by EyyCrossroads March 21, 2020
by CanPenguinsFly March 29, 2020