The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.
by praisebetogodamen April 22, 2018
Get the The Jesus Christ mug.Christ the King is a Catholic school located in the heart of Morrell Park on Chesterfield and Morrell. You may also know it as CTK. Most children who graduate from this school attend ARHS after.
by Alex Gheey December 30, 2008
Get the Christ the King mug.Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christ mug.Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
by ctk_lover December 2, 2021
Get the Christ the King mug.He is the savior of the world. He washed the sins away from everybody, but many don't want to receive His gift. Many want to live in their sin, but there is hope. You have to trust in The Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Jesus died on the cross, was buried, and rose again 3 days later. Many people on this Earth will reject you, but not Jesus. The Lord Jesus will never leave you; He will never abandon you, but many abandon Him. People turn their backs on God because they love to live in sin. Even some people who claim to "Christians" live in sin. There is no such thing as a true Christian going to Hell. So, whoever is reading this, give God a chance. Humbly seek God, and you will find. May God be with you all. Amen.
Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."
Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."
by GioTheChristian July 30, 2022
Get the Christ the Son mug.person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
by IFuckingHateEve December 4, 2023
Get the Jesus Christ the Nazarene mug.1.Used to describe someone with a duality of negative qualities often associated with both urban and rural life.
The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.
2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.
3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.
4. A trump supporter.
The arrogance and ignorance of country combined with the selfish and ruthless nature developed while living in the city.
2.Someone who is extremely offensive but gets butthurt when you call him out on it.
3. A simpleton who lacks enough self awareness to see the hypocrisy in his actions and opinions.
4. A trump supporter.
Good person: Wow, have you heard that guy Chris sued Donna when he stubbed his toe on her porch?
2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
2nd Good person: Yeah, he's a real Chrissy the Coon.
by Chris Robinson April 27, 2025
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