Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."
by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016

by Purple orange September 3, 2022

Big Mac is when you crap in the toilet (or not) and you feel like you've accomplished your duty and wipe. Then you have overwhelming urge to sit and crap again. Landing that turd on top of the toilet paper which is sitting directly on top of your previous turd.
by LS0382 April 4, 2017

by Big Mac the II April 12, 2017

crazy queer in need of sexual attention mostly by fat chicks.
fat kid with rolls as a fourth year freshman in highschool, that steals your lunch rolls.
fat kid with rolls as a fourth year freshman in highschool, that steals your lunch rolls.
by supalifted July 12, 2009

by sweetsweet1992 January 25, 2014

A funny way to insult some one, can either refer to someones weight (if they are fat), or if your just clowning around.
by Mz Dimplez May 27, 2007
