Big MAC

Big MAC (verb) the act of masturbating in front of your Mac laptop until you reach climax, and then slamming the Mac book laptop closed on top of your penis while ejaculating. Also referred to as the "MACaroni n Jizz."
I just Big MAC'd to that Chyna sex tape, I think I broke my laptop, also my dick hurts super bad.
by Dark lord tizzy May 12, 2016
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Big Mac

Making out with a guy while he shoves a Big Mac up your pussy.
Ughhhh… if my boyfriend doesn’t Big Mac me right now I’m going to kill myself.
by Purple orange September 3, 2022
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Big Mac

Big Mac is when you crap in the toilet (or not) and you feel like you've accomplished your duty and wipe. Then you have overwhelming urge to sit and crap again. Landing that turd on top of the toilet paper which is sitting directly on top of your previous turd.
I felt the urge of my morning shit and Big Mac'd .
by LS0382 April 4, 2017
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Big Mac

A child whom suffers from obesity and is a subsequent roaster
That Big Mac really got me today
by Big Mac the II April 12, 2017
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Big Mac

crazy queer in need of sexual attention mostly by fat chicks.

fat kid with rolls as a fourth year freshman in highschool, that steals your lunch rolls.
that fat guy is such a big mac
by supalifted July 12, 2009
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big mac

When you lick big mac sauce off a dudes dick
by sweetsweet1992 January 25, 2014
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Big Mac

A funny way to insult some one, can either refer to someones weight (if they are fat), or if your just clowning around.
Keisha: Shutup U Big Mav

Leon: Jojo's a Big Mac...
by Mz Dimplez May 27, 2007
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