Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"
This term describes a senior citizen who is a crusty old geezer, prone to leaping to conclusions and who thinks himself wise and therefore allowed by law to stomp on various things and people he feels are against him. When, in fact, he is his own worst enema.
A girl with large eyes (the owl/predator), grabs male (mouse/prey) by the penis and proceeds "peck" at it. Once he is hard she continues to flap her arms like wings, creating a pleasingly cool draft on the males penis. A chorus of "hoot hoot"s should be heard throughout"
Finlay: Bro I was with karina last night, she totally gave me the horny owl.