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Feed the Owl 

Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"
Feed the Owl by JudyBootyBigPants October 11, 2006

stompie the owl 

This term describes a senior citizen who is a crusty old geezer, prone to leaping to conclusions and who thinks himself wise and therefore allowed by law to stomp on various things and people he feels are against him. When, in fact, he is his own worst enema.
Stompie the owl's youtube channel is basically northern soul, provided by a northern ass-soul from Wiggin in Lankyshuh.

Putting the Owl in Bowl 

No way, he put the owl in bowl!

Is it true!? She said you putting the owl in bowl.

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity 

Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity
Everything Feels Like A Discrepancy During The Owl Of Promiscuity

Have a pull on the White Owl 

Suck my dick. In referance to cheap White Owl cigars
Why dont you have a pull on the White Owl

The horny owl 

A girl with large eyes (the owl/predator), grabs male (mouse/prey) by the penis and proceeds "peck" at it. Once he is hard she continues to flap her arms like wings, creating a pleasingly cool draft on the males penis. A chorus of "hoot hoot"s should be heard throughout"
Finlay: Bro I was with karina last night, she totally gave me the horny owl.

Scott: nice one man!
The horny owl by Willis69 January 7, 2013