Thailand Whammy

A chick takes a frozen fish and lodges it inside of her pussy as the guy bends her over and slides an eel up into her anus and then proceeds to fuck her anus.

It was my miss fortune to notice the chick in my roomate's bed trying the Thailand Whammy by herself and a wall mounted dildo.

by Nixxeed November 1, 2010

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Thailand Twitcher

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.

I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

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Thailand Sticky

When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.

Sugar Daddy Josh gave me a Thailand Sticky, it was heavenly.

by Quickiesmalls June 11, 2018

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Thailand Teapot

When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.

Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.

by Eludian February 24, 2021

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