testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.

I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters

by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009

testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.

"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."

by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

tasticals

small alein life forms used as food

MMMMMmmmm tasticals

by UBERMAN October 3, 2003

texticles

Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages

"Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"

"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles"

by Fonda Peters November 19, 2007

Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

Textcalating

Increasing in the intensity of a relationship, usually but not limited to the romantic type, via text message. A modern form of courting.

We've only seen each other twice, but things are getting serious. We text at least ten times per day. This relationship is really textcalating.

by ricegame April 25, 2010