Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

Textcalating

Increasing in the intensity of a relationship, usually but not limited to the romantic type, via text message. A modern form of courting.

We've only seen each other twice, but things are getting serious. We text at least ten times per day. This relationship is really textcalating.

by ricegame April 25, 2010

texticular homicide

murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle

Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!

by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

Textinality

It's ur personality via text.

I never do get her textinality.

by Been trying January 4, 2013

Walnut Testicals

Hairy balls

"Omg randy is sticking his Walnut Testicals in that mans ass!"

by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019

Testicals

A testical is the part of the males body that stores the pee. Sometimes they will sag and become wrinkly. If you’re lucky enough your girl will give them a suck suck

My Testicals are Sagging

by HickySticks November 4, 2019

Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

by Beauty22 February 24, 2010