Tether the blimp

When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.

Dude, ‘Bama was all over Turtle at the party so he had to tether the blimp.

by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006

tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014

Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018

Tether ball

A tether ball is what you call a girl who keeps coming back after you fuck her.

Bob: who do you keep texting?

Cody: ugh. that girl trina. Every time i hit her she keeps coming back to me

Bob: she's such a tether ball

by Lukeyboy3 May 23, 2014

Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.

Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?

by kwlab April 19, 2011

TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Tether

A melanated person who is NOT a foundational black American that uses their melanin ("blackness") to undermine black Americans (FBA). Tethers typically use their "blackness" to act as a representative for black Americans (FBA) for the benefit of their (white) handlers while having disdain for black Americans.

Barack Obama is the textbook definition of a tether who used his blackness to get the black vote while not doing anything specifically for black people (FBA)

by chillin662 September 20, 2024