A dirty terryanne is when while fucking in doggy style, you finger her butt hole and then wipe it in her hair. You then hide the shampoo and send her to the shop to buy more.
by Dirty billy willy November 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Terryanne mug.As an astronaut is to the space program, the terranaut is to living on the earth ... only snootier.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
A pseudo-profession that any of us can claim to have.
It sounds real if you say it with a straight face.
You are at a bar and the girl you're trying to pick up asks, "So, what do you do?"
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may BE a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound (1) interested in her, (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
In the past you've used, "I'm a doctor (or pilot, NFL Quarterback or other professions you're NOT) to impress her to get into her boudoir.
They don't work on today's savvy single. Besides she may BE a doctor, or pilot, or other professions ... and actually KNOW an NFL Quarterback. Getting busted sucks.
Tell her, "I'm a terranaut working in the private sector, now. The work is exciting, but dangerous. In fact, the reason I'm in town is to escort my (friend, boss, replacement, government inspector, etc) back to the jobsite. I'm leaving tomorrow. For security reasons I can't say more about that.
But what about you? What do you do?"
This makes you sound (1) interested in her, (2) like you used to work for the government. (3) The job is a little dangerous and (4) very mysterious - things that attract women. Also, the bit about you leaving make the one-night-stand more acceptable.
Man - you're in like Flint, now!
by The REAL Bambino September 9, 2010
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by Wetsylicious January 21, 2011
Get the Terradactyl Sauce mug.Someone who hates circles. After being near circles for too long they will start to have a panic attack.
Billie: Hey owen, like my new car tires?
Owen: They are circles, please get them away from me NOW!
Billie: Oh you have Terrakafalon don't you? Well that's your fault for being here.
Owen: Please, get them away!
Owen: They are circles, please get them away from me NOW!
Billie: Oh you have Terrakafalon don't you? Well that's your fault for being here.
Owen: Please, get them away!
by 00jace no.2 November 15, 2013
Get the Terrakafalon mug.Terrayah... My name... You're not alone if you have this name. You are pretty greedy and like it done your way. You don't let people mess with you or anyone you love or it's goin down 👊🏾.
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OMG, those kids are doing some sick moves on those Terrasail's. I think they got them from Terrasailindustries.com.
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