A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.
"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
by LlamaLover1977 October 15, 2022
Instead of peeing, it goes back up your urethra then you yack it up. It tastes like lemon lime and gag reflex.
Baxter: Dude I just watched the Boys season 3 episode 1, and now I really wanna do some termiting!
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH
by Baxter Cunningham January 15, 2023
person 1: bro I think Marcia likes me, she's always leaning on me and sitting close to me.
person 2: same, yesterday she was all over me like she wants some cocky.
person 3: don't feel too special she does it to all the boys at the table, shes a cocky termite.
person 2: same, yesterday she was all over me like she wants some cocky.
person 3: don't feel too special she does it to all the boys at the table, shes a cocky termite.
by miami vice December 03, 2019
A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood
by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022
someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.
bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed
by anus supreme June 04, 2022
A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.
by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022
by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021