terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

terd mobile

A man that has spiced his shit-ass car, and thinks that he (and his car) are the best thing on the streets. Usually its a Honda Civic with a plastic spoiler, and no muffler.

Dude, ur ridin a terd mobile, dont even try to race me.

Nice Civic bitch, sounds like ur lawn mower hit a cat n u put the engine in ur already shit-ass car.

by goosemangrey May 24, 2007

Terd Berg

A large bowel movement that fills the bowl of the toilet so much so that the peak is above water. The bulk of the mass remains underwater, like an iceberg.

After delivering an epic food baby, Ryan realized he had given birth to a terd berg.

by Max Rake February 14, 2009

terd ferguson

Burt Reynolds alternative identity

alex:burt reynolds
terd:that's not my name
alex:terd ferguson
terd:yeah whadya want

by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

by josh April 30, 2003

terd factory

Any human wearing a diaper

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

by Andraya September 9, 2008

Terd sandwich

A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

by Bobbert October 10, 2005