A band that sung the greatest song in the world to a deom and forgot, only to write what must've been the second greatest song, Tribute. Stared in their own movie, 'Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny'. They realised the government totally sucks you motherfucker, the government totally sucks. Finally, they met Beelezeboss in the final showdown! Pwnage.
What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage
What I'm trying to get at is, Tenacious D are the most genuine and the greatest rock band around. They have all the best elements of a good rock band:
-A good name
-Kick ass songs on every album
-Members, Jack Black, (Jables, JB) and Kyle Gass, (Kage and KG), who don't care what people think and stick it to the man!
-They made a movie which caused uber pwnage
Guy 1: Sassafrass owns!
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.
Guy 2: I know. In fact, Tenacious D owns.
Guy 3: Who's Tenacious D
Guy 2: Wow, have you been living in the Sahara desert all your life. It's only the greatest band ever.
by Tremaine S April 27, 2007
by _cum_sucker_ May 03, 2022
Unadulterated garbage. A pair of fat retards who can't sing but think they are funny tell stories about all the women they have had intercourse with (which we all know to be a very low number, likely with someone exceedingly homely, roofied, or male). Jack Black is in it and some other guy whose name is a fart joke; neither of which I would spit on if they were on fire from fighting the demons they claim to have battled. They are the human equivalent of an eighth grade boy's notebook, if that eighth grader had an IQ of 50 and had been molested repeatedly by his creepy uncle.
"Hey, you wanna go to the Tenacious D concert?"
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."
"No thanks, I am not an 11 year old bedwetter who eats paint chips. Also, my eardrums still work."
by F#ck June 24, 2019
Tenacious D meant "good defense" as performed by a sports team long before it was this band's name, you bunch of illiterate morons.
by MondoEargood April 27, 2006
The act of disliking this amazing band automatically makes you a dick pleasing cock gobbler. Because only a dick pleasing cock gobbler would not like this god given band.
by Tenaciousfan October 06, 2009
Opening quotes from the H.B.O episodes:
Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado
"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"
Episode 2 Angel In Disguise
"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"
Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World
None
Episode 3 The Fan
"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"
Episode 4 Death of the Dream
"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"
Episode 5 Road Gig
"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"
Start of "History of tenacious d"
"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"
Episode 1 The Search for Inspirado
"Warning! if you want your asses blown out stay in the room"
Episode 2 Angel In Disguise
"Black sabbath,iron maiden and molly hatchet could not be here tonight but they all had sex and are proud to pronounce the birth of their two headed baby tenacious d"
Episode 2 The Greatest Song in the World
None
Episode 3 The Fan
"Caution! the surge in general of rock warns that viewing this next band is equal to twenety-nine orgasams"
Episode 4 Death of the Dream
"Stick around if you don't mine some cream in your genes"
Episode 5 Road Gig
"Attention! if your oulating move away from the stage because this band are so potont just siting near them can get you pregnant"
Start of "History of tenacious d"
"Have you ever had your ass waxed,its hurts but then it feels good really good well that a lot like our next act"
All from the starting of Tenacious d HBO episodes
by John Concannon June 17, 2006