Textament

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

by Mason Manson December 9, 2008

Testament'

Almost as God-like as Mister Bob. All worship it's leetness, especially those known as 'Exception' and 'The Arwic Mafia'. These filthy peons are not worthy of looking upon this elite being, lest they find themselves disposed of in a woodchipper.

Testament' cleaves Madmaniac in twain!
Sixth Sense: 3 Spells, Major Endurance, Impenetrability V, Acid Bane V

by Testament' July 13, 2003

Geografens testamente

Best Swedish show ever.

Guy 1: "Have you watched Geografens testamente?"
Guy 2: "Of course, it's the best show ever!"

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Heart Testament

Es un cantante mexicano, de género metal y rap, que incursionó su carrera a inicios del 2021 y luego de un largo descanso retomó su carrera en el año 2026, incorporándose también al género de reggaeton

Pers 1: Viste que Heart Testament volvió luego de 5 años?

Pers 2: enserio?, creí que se había retirado

Pers 1: Bueno, ¡está de vuelta!

by Anonimatio January 18, 2026

Textument

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

by Theosus2 December 17, 2008

TheLamentedStar

A funny YouTuber who is creating a Roblox game called MEDS

“Lamented im making meds”
“Lamented my urethra prolapsed”

“Lamented is creating MEDS”
“Lamented gaped anus”
TheLamentedStar gaped my anus

by Jon’s Jason November 10, 2022

Tentapentahexaheriod

A stack of polygons.

Teacher: Alright class, today we will learn how many sides a Tentapentahexaheriod has!
Class: ...

by MogulGurUk September 7, 2023