Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

by Teadawg September 13, 2014

tejayanthi

to humiliate the opposition by blindly throwing an unexpected running fadeaway hook shot from great distances.

I just tejayanthied that fool from the 3 point line

by Riptnasty December 29, 2007

texada timewarp

Bomb ass weed, grown outdoors on Texada Island.

She's going to BC to pick up some of that bomb ass Texada Timewarp.

by spinge June 27, 2005

tejana

Tejana is a very loving person, will always be there for you if you need them to also is loyal faithful caring funny person

Heyy Tejana

by Jaynat April 7, 2019

Texada Time warp

A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.

I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.

by Stuperman July 30, 2006

Tejana

Tejana is very loving and caring person, who also has a very very fat juicy voluptuous ass. Tejana is also HILARIOUS she makes everyone she talks to laugh(she tell corny jokes sometimes tho) . Shes short and her hair is like a lions mane. Shes definitely pushing P. She also gets no bitches.. but overall Tejana will impact your life like no one else ever has. Tejana is that n word. If you dont have a Tejana in your life are you even living fr?

"Oh", "is that Tejana with the phat butt"

by Anonymous90988 January 27, 2022

teradactyl

The sexual act of performing fellatio and simultaneously jerking off two penii. This motion resembles that of a teradactyl in flight. Related to skiing, but arms are raised, and mouth is open.

I used to think that the teradactyl was extinct until Bruce, Dante, and I met up with that ho-bag Tina.

by RagingClue December 12, 2006