Tebowsexual

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

teemo'd

Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.

I Teemo'd into baron pit.

by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015

tebowner

when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner

ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.

by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009

teabonics

The creative spelling or grammar featured on the various signs used by protesters in the Tea Party movement.

"What does that sign say?"
"Say no to socilism."
"That protester is well-versed in teabonics."

by thisischris March 30, 2010

Tebowling

After the touchdown of a new year, one kneels to the porcelain god; Puking in the toilet after a night of alcoholic consumption/celebrating.

Reference is to Puking in the toilet while assuming the Tim Tebow (NFL Quarterback for Broncos) famous kneel (after scoring a touchdown he kneels in the endzone to give thanks to God)

I did a little Tebowling after the touchdown of the new year.

by Hi2allpeople January 2, 2012

Teaboo

An American who is obsessed with Britain. Some also claim to know everything about British culture just by watching British television.

American: I just watched (insert British TV programme here)! I'm now officially British!
Bob: You're a teaboo!

by LeUrbanDefiner December 17, 2014

Teboho

He is a tall, dark and handsome man. Full of charm and loves to get his way which he usually does thanks to his perseverance. This is a forever youthful man who is ambitious, strong and masculine yet gentle, sweet and loving atthe the same time. He is very domesticated, traditional, smart and humble. He can be a handful with his grumpiness at times but once understood he becomes the man of your dreams.

Teboho is my kind of guy

by Daisyadi July 31, 2018