Teddy

Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals

"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"

"That never happened, that is a Teddy."

by JohnSheffield April 23, 2007

teddy

Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag

Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy

by urbandickted22 January 11, 2010

teddy

the act of oral pleasure towards a female.

john: can i come over tonight?

jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.

john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!

by ilovedat.teddy July 30, 2009

teddy

giving a female head

im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy

by GirlWhoWantsTeddy August 8, 2009

Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.

by Thepubfucks January 18, 2019

Teddy

The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me

Teddy fucked every single grandma.

by Dr.Tedums September 13, 2018

Teddy

Origin, President Theodore Roosevelt.

Feeling presidential, clean, fly, cool etc.
To look Teddy is to look presidential, clean, fly, attractive etc.

Guy 1: Damn bruh, I'm feeling so teddy today.

Guy 2: You're right though, you do look real teddy today.

by Parkers Class September 26, 2011