Textarded

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008

Techtard

To be technologically challenged. Someone who is unskilled in the use of technology.

My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.

My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.

by Mazkal January 20, 2012

Textarded

Someone who(always)sends their text message before completing the message.

Every day I get a text message from Brandon, and it is incomplete. He is sooo (textarded!)

by oangieo June 20, 2008

Technotarded

The inability to operate (modern) technology without assistance, whether it be from tech support or a random (usually younger) family member.

"My parents are so technotarded they can't send an e-mail by themselves."

by D_T_Le July 26, 2009

tetarded

tetarded = crustated = queen = hannah

you are tetarded you mother fucker

by Albert Einstein February 6, 2005

TECHTARDID

Technically and/or mentally challenged in using simple electronic devices such as a digital camera or cell phones, etc.

My mom is so "Techtardid" when she's on the computer, she couldn't find the "ANY KEY" to continue....

by JrDizzle April 1, 2010

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021