Technocracy

The ideal government where the best in all areas rule, instead of one man that doesn't know shit and will most likely make it worse for the country, which obviously isn't so good.

Omg, technocracy is teh pwnz0r.

by Aggression May 16, 2009

technocrat

A person that believes in the principles of Technocracy.

Howard is a technocrat.

by TrueTechnocrat December 12, 2003

TechnoBoner

When a person gets so excited about technology, or nerdy stuff that they get an erection/hard-on/boner from the digital lust of new technology. Usually related to new or unreleased technology, televisions, i-phones, zunes, hard drives (thats what she said), etc. When in a public setting the term Technoboner can be shortened to "TB" in order to hide your heightened state and preserve your dignity. . . Unless you have a huge erection in which case your screwed.

I can't believe how incredible this new Zune HD is with it's touchscreen, HD output, HD radio and intuitive software. Every time i use it i totally get a Technoboner.

by That guy Kyle November 1, 2009

technodouche

A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.

Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"

Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."

by Fannebelt April 9, 2010

technoporn

Much like normal porn except it is for nerds. Instead of really hot chicks with huge racks, it is normally really hardcore or top of the line electronicts.

Guy 1:Dude check out that computer that thing is da shit.
Guy 2: Ya man that's some sweet technoporn.

by dizzle hizzle nizzle July 13, 2005

technodouche

A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.

Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?

by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010

technocondriac

Someone who always assumes that something they have done is the cause of any technical problem that arises.

Never assumes that a bug, crash, communications outage or any other external issue could cause a problem and instead always blames ones self.

Often n00bs are technocondriacs until they gain a certain level of confidence.

n00b: Omg, I broke all of MSN!
g44k: No, the system is down again, you technocondriac.

by voiceinsideyou February 21, 2005