Technohipster

A particular brand of the stereotypical hipster that insists older technology was better, as a principle. Will display regressive thought where technology is concerned, arguing that a game system, operating system, or whatever else's predecessor far exceeds it in quality, regardless of its improvements.

Unrelated to the music genre Techno.

"A new game for the Wii? That means it sucks. Twilight Princess was done on the Gamecube, and it was way better than anything on the Wii." ~A real example of a technohipster

"Windows 7 sucks. I'm glad I was never conned into switching from 98." ~A less real example of a technohipster

by Misuto October 19, 2011

technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008

technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines

alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac

by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010

technoslut

A brilliant technician who is a social disaster.

William Gates III in his twenties was a technoslut.

by stefano jodice June 27, 2007

technophile

The opposite to a Luddite

He praises technology unlike that guy who is a luddite.

by Christian Lindman April 16, 2003

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

Technotwit

n. A person who may have an aptitude regarding technology, but is both ignorant and/or annoying about everything else.

Dirk is a great programmer, and can answer any question about hardware and software, but he doesn't know who Seinfeld, Obama or Angelina Joli are. And he cannot boil water or pump gas. He is probably the king of the technotwits.

by Seb13 January 29, 2009