Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.

Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.

by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009

Teapot

A male whore who gets with any and every girl that will take him usually very egotistical.

Isn't he with Beth?
No, that was yesterday he got with Hannah last night.
Yeah he's such a teapot.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010

Teapot

n. Of or reffering to Carmen. See also: Carmen, hoe

I'm a little teapot

by Hofo February 4, 2003

teapot

The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.

"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."

by Captain Ben July 28, 2008

teapot

Ahren Olson, formerly known as "Handles," because he is short and stout.

All Teapot does is drink and play poker online. What a loser.

by dude March 24, 2004

Teapot

Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.

"Dude why is he standing like that?"
"The guys had to much angel dust he thinks hes a teapot."

by Alikiliki December 9, 2008

teapot

A friend who, although well-meaning, is emotionally unresponsive or incapable of real conversation. Such friends can be nice distractions but usually can't be counted on for anything.

I tried to talk to him about my girlfriend problems, but he's a teapot.

by wolfteeth January 14, 2010