Tanked

Taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.

The Third Raikage tanked Naruto's Futon: Rasenshuriken

The tank tanked that rocket!

Superman tanked the missile and saved the day.

by SSM12 September 27, 2012

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Tanker Bar

Tanker Bar: The best bar in Portland Oregon. Home to the best Big Buck Hunter Pro Open Season players in the West Region. Famous for their bad ass bartenders, great drinks, awesome vibe, and Mr. Haywood Jablomie.

I was at Tanker Bar on Friday and I saw Andrew and Justin playing Buck Hunter, omg they are so good I want to get their autographs

by GangusKahn August 3, 2010

tanksexual

A person who sexually identifies as a tank it can be any kind of tank

I am a tanksexual I identify as a tiger maus and I enjoy prowling around in swamps, fields, forests, and etc looking for communist Soviets to destroy

by German unicorn🇩🇪🦄 May 14, 2017

Tankedgiving

It's the version of Thanksgiving you have with just your friends the weekend before everyone has to hang out with their families. Usually involves getting tanked and eating turkey.

Jen: What are you bringing to Tankedgiving this year?
Kat: Green bean casserole and 4 bottles of Cabernet

by Kitty McClaw April 17, 2009

Tankles

When a woman's tits sag very far down (almost all the way down to her ankles).

Dirty Mexican- Damn that bitch has some big ass tankles

Chink- That's a bad thing?
Gay Ass Redneck- What are tankles?
Light Skinned Nigga- Stfu and get with the program

by Christian Clayton Tai Adrian June 15, 2014

tankie

An apologist for dictatorial regimes with atrocious records on human rights, so long as those countries are not the US. A person who thinks that because the US is flawed, and has done bad things, that that means that countries that are or have traditionally been our adversaries (generally communist countries) are actually perfectly fine places to live, and everything bad that you hear about them is a Western lie. Someone who goes beyond just being a communist or socialist, into defending some truly awful regimes, a tankie throws out the baby with the bathwater.

John thinks Stalin was awesome, says China isn't oppressing the Uyghurs, and believes that everything bad you hear about North Korea is a lie that the American media wants you to believe. John is a tankie.

by q359 March 2, 2023