take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.
From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)
by Roberto y Maria August 19, 2011
Get the take the piss out of someone mug.
Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.
You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.
by Mike October 04, 2003
Get the Taking the piss [out of someone/something] mug.

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
Get the FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS mug.

taking out the piss

When a drunk person forgets how to English and tries to take the piss with his his drinking buddies
Joey stop taking out the piss
by PSUnited April 12, 2017
Get the taking out the piss mug.
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
Get the trying to take a shit without pissing mug.

Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.
Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"
by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020
Get the Taking the piss mug.

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.
That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.
by fiachdubh April 04, 2024
Get the Taking the piss mug.