Take you up the beachhut

Another term for making love / shagging / having sex, etc.

I know this place.. Can I take you up the beachhut?

by Georgey Millery January 16, 2008

Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008

i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh June 1, 2017

I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

Take you down to Chinatown

To offer another an evening of heroin and gay sex.

As he tapped his foot under the wall of the neighboring stall, Jeff quietly whispered "I would like to Take you down to Chinatown".

by Billy Shakespeare December 20, 2008

take you down town

a wise crack made to someone that made a stupid comment. A zinger.

From baseball when a pitcher throw a curveball that doesn't break. It usually coems in slower than a fastball, rigth in the batter's wheel house and the batter hits a home run

John: My girlfiend won't give me sex
Bill: Casue your dick is to small . . . sorry, you hung me a curve ball, I had to take you down town.

by Sweet Shorty Swoll August 30, 2006