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take me to the woolshed

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The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
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The worst take

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I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.
Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.
by Mike hock. July 16, 2010
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To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating
Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

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The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs
by Matthew M. Lee June 21, 2007
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Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids
Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad
by Mr. Man maan October 7, 2020
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this means when a guy fucks a girl in the missonary position when she is very wet
jeremiah: first am gonna take a dive into the water deep
by sbwild88 September 23, 2009
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