Tadpole Gourmet

"Mama damn near vapor locked when she found out Rock Hudson was a tadpole gourmet."
by Cheez Head January 21, 2009
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Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.
Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
by Woo-Ladd October 21, 2008
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tadpole frappe

New England term for a mouthful after a blowjob.
Thirsty, honey? How about a tadpole frappe?
by I learned it from Mino November 05, 2004
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Tadpole Rampage

When a man's individual sperm are so strong and large' when he ejaculate they appear to be a swarm of angry white tadpoles. this cause a great pleasure in all women no matter the sex position, you can also use it in facials and or creampies. (this sometimes tickle her and make her giggle.)
Girl 1- have you ever gotten tadpole rampaged?
Girl 2- Yeah! it makes me giggle!
by iTzBlazinAzn November 15, 2009
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albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc
'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'
by -Legion- October 29, 2005
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smoking tadpole

I will be paying for this smoking tadpole for the next 18 years!
by TIMF2004 February 05, 2016
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tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".
by Googles December 02, 2004
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