Taco De Mexico

a place where white and black people go to to try and be mexican.. and they also have fucking bomb ass burritos. fo sho.

eren: im high as fuck and i got the munchies
miguel: i have two dollars. let's go to Taco De Mexico bitch and get some bomb ass burritos.
eren: fo sho! chigga chigga yea yea!

by high ass fuck! October 30, 2007

Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?

Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"

by Tinglystix August 14, 2007

florida taco del mar

a variation of the florida taco-- when you cum into a pelican's mouth and mix up your semen with the fish guts located in the pelican's mouth pouch/sack, then squirt it into a vagina and eat it out of the vagina, then you shit on a big corn tortilla and puke up the fish/semen/vaginal secretions, then roll it all up into a big soft taco and feed it to a baby.

damn, that florida taco del mar looks freak nasty.

by tylerballz July 2, 2008

taco del rio

Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA

(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.

by Mikeyyy June 6, 2007

Taco Dipper

The female version of a teabaggin' when your asshole friend falls asleep at a party.

That Bitch Sarah fell asleep on the couch at 10, so me and Gina gave her a Taco Dipper and posted that on facebook.

by MoTee March 2, 2011

Taco dropping

When a girl has to run to the bathroom after a guy cums inside her. The cum drips out as she cups her pussy and waddles down to the bathroom

My dog cleans up my girlfriends taco droppings

by Winslow bublé johnson June 19, 2016

taco dust

When you've eaten tacos that are so seasoned and good that you fart and a little bit of red dust comes out with your fart.

Man those tacos had some awesome seasoning, I bet when I fart I'm going to make Taco dust.

by Keeping it real February 14, 2017