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zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.
1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006
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soupinistes

A type of drug where soup is mixed with meth, cocaine, marijuana, and a lot of acid to create a very dangerous drug. People usually put it in a syringe and stab it in their throat softly (so it doesn't kill them) and sit in a room of silence for about 2 minutes before the effects come into play. These effects make you go fucking apeshit and feel like you are playing a crazy game of basketball with Satan while killing the kid who bullied you in kindergarten or that you are going through a black hole ripping you apart (But for "some" people, it is a girl's black hole, if you know what I mean). Also, an alternative way to use it is to eat it by just putting the drugs in soup and then just drinking the soup with no syringe required. Although, this way of using it has a 90% chance of killing you because instead of your brain going apeshit, your stomach goes apeshit making you throw up and shit blood before you die of blood loss. If you survive then you will be in a vegetated state before you die 10 years later while seeing your best friend doing the default dance. This way of using it is mostly used by people with depression or even worse, big sad.
Yo, can I take a jar of soupinistes, my nigga?
by AxerRed March 9, 2019
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Jail Soup

Ramen Noodles that you purchase from the commissary when in jail and only cost about 50 cents. The brand that comes in the Styrofoam cup is the most common in county jails.
I don't eat jail soup no more. I ate that like everyday when I was locked down.
by Livy-Liv October 19, 2006
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hot zima soup

A soup made out of the delicious adult beverage zima. It is often used by dirty perverts to soothe young cold boys.
The perverted old man asked him if he wanted a bowl of hot zima soup
by Carlos Spicywiener January 8, 2010
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soup diet

by Danny Bingo December 16, 2019
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soup bae

Invented by JT Turnquist and Josh Difilippo. It’s the answer to any question that is in known. You can also say it to show expression of mood or if you don’t feel like saying anything else. Soup Bae can be a funny thing to say or not. Say it whenever you want.
Yo what’s the word this weekend ?Soup Bae

Yo Whatup bro ?Soup Bae

Is that Fish ? Nah it’s Soup Bae
by JT Turnquist March 20, 2020
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soup

It's soup.
"Soup."
by King of Soup October 7, 2012
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