Synchronized Pissing

When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"

I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.

by j0d4n September 6, 2011

Synchronized football

Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.

Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.

by geir January 9, 2007

synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

Synchronized choco choco

When two or more people point at each other and say choco choco at the same time.

Guy: on the count of three, synchronized choco choco, 1, 2, 3
Both guys: Choco choco

by Turdmouth January 21, 2011

Synchronized Beddance

Simply the way of making love

Dude: Heey baby! Want to learn some synchronized beddance

Girl: Yeah sure!

Dude: Follow me to my bed then.

by Popsen April 28, 2011

Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022

Men's Synchronized Diving

Quite possibly the gayest Olympic event ever.

A: Is that the Ambiguously Gay Duo diving into the pool?

B: No, it's Men's Synchronized Diving.

by Assweepay2 July 31, 2012