The cowardly act of physically assaulting someone and then reporting the victim to the police whenever he/she retaliates in defense.
Police Officer:We just got a report that you just assaulted someone. Please explain to me the reason for your action.
Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.
Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.
by redelman43199 June 7, 2011
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by EC May 18, 2003
Get the switchhitter mug.Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".
That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!
by pentozali October 9, 2007
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by duygu1206 May 28, 2011
Get the Switchbitch mug.A child, usually under the age of 12 or 13, and can be spoiled, who has a Nintendo Switch but is not worthy of owning one. This can be because of their age, the fact that they are spoiled by their parents, or because of their ignorant ingratitude for owning one.
"Hey, look. That little kid is playing Fortnite on a Nintendo Switch."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."
"Pfft. He's a Switchbitch for sure."
by Just another internet user November 13, 2018
Get the Switchbitch mug.A wishy-washy complicated man that can't make up his mind and switches from one decision to another.
Woman1:First he acts like a grown man, then he acts like he doesn't know what he wants.
Woman2: Yeah, he's a switchbitch for sure.
Woman2: Yeah, he's a switchbitch for sure.
by ughbutter March 18, 2009
Get the switchbitch mug.When two switches (top and Bottom) can tell when another person is a switch just by talking to them or looking at them.
Person 1:"Aye look at Johnny they are a switch"
Person 2: " definitely,I could tell just by lookin at them"
Person 3:"Really? How could you guys tell?"
Person 1&2: "We have Switchuition"
Person 2: " definitely,I could tell just by lookin at them"
Person 3:"Really? How could you guys tell?"
Person 1&2: "We have Switchuition"
by Kratos3412 January 2, 2021
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