Smishing

An illogical Action.

When a persons actions go beyond logical thought processes

If someone is trying to cook an egg in a cold frying pan then they are smishing because it is illogical to cooking in a cold pan

by nomeD08 June 16, 2009

Swishing

A sweet wishing.

The hybrids were swishing with pennies at the lake today.

by MCR0300 August 5, 2025

Cool-swishing the backdrop

To allegedly decide to make snarky replies whilst cock blocking at a fancy as hell F-shack type place. O_o.. (i.e party pooping on a large crowd of non party poopers.

Dude1: Yo that dude was funny, he made all the chicks show major nipnip.
Dude2: I know, but The one with the douche pants was horrible.
Dude2: Pssht...totally Cool-swishing the backdrop

by Punching monkeys July 2, 2020

swithing

the act of clipping or shaving the happy trail in circular or spiral patterns and/or dying it, typically done to create a hippy trail (though often also for laughs or to be kinky) and occasionally considered foreplay between individuals not averse to body hair being involved in their encounters.

"John has some weird design on his trail there... He must be skilled at swithing."
"I wish I could believe that, but the truth is he has that pervy long-haired guy do it for him."
"Dude! You don't swithe with someone if you're not a thing. Or at least wasted."
"He was wasted. Great picture, though. Looks like a magic eye."

by kittyme May 22, 2010

swishilitis

A disease which entails being a fat troll without any purpose, potential or potential potential in life. It is infact, a kind way of diagnising someone with chronic hopelessness and social herpes in one notion, thus saving much initial heartache, and possibly preventing patient depression and eventual suicide due to their realisation and understanding of how truely pathetic their existance is. Though there isn't much you can do to help a sufferer deal with the pains related to having this contagious, neuro-physical contion. Only one cure has been established as of yet; which, quite fittingly is a bullet. Unfortunately, this treatment is not utilised to the fullness of its potential due to humanitarians believing these creatures have souls, when really they exist similarly to reformed WOW addicts - praying on the souls of guys who really need to find someone new and stop posting pathetic facebook statuses about how much they miss their socially retarded, physically distorted, irrational pig of an ex.

Guy: "I miss her so much..."

Guy's Friend: "Oh, Shut the fuck up already and put a bullet in her skull she's got swishilitis. She's as good as got rabbies."

by I'mStillFixingMyStairs December 7, 2011

Sishing

Tricking someone into thinking a cuss word.

Mortimer: "fishing sucks"
Me: "sishing..."
Mortimer: (sishing fucks)

by hoodieNation July 18, 2019

Shishing

Action to take the train to go eat some delicious shish with our best shishing friends.

Anyone want to go shishing for lunch?

by DitesNonAuTraitre October 11, 2019