Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.

"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."

by Stronghandles May 28, 2017

surf

Ya chick surfers suck and pretty much all of them cant really surf and there only interested in seeing the "hot" guys that they will never have cuase there ugly as fuck.

You dont surf unless u have surfed a wave over atleast head high, and can actualy surf.

You can say you HAVE surfed but dont say u surf. NEVER SAY THE FUCKING WORD DUDE!!! YOU DONT SURF!!!! SHUT UP!!

You dont surf just becasue you wear surf clothes or own a surfboard.

by some kid whos better than you! September 17, 2005

surf

Stuck Up Rich Faggotassmutherfucker, or surf. A term used to describe a person who is part of a rich, upper class family and thinks that they are better than ordinary people because of the certain vagina they came from. Predominantly white people, these fags think that because their PARENTS worked hard to get ahead (or because their parents were surfs too) that they have the right to have a sense of accomplishment.Go fuck yourselves.

Surf: Oh...nice Camery...well i'd best be off in my custom Porsche Carrera GT that my parents bought for me. Time to go off with my undeserved sense of accomplishment like im Kevin Federline or something.

by MJ Kip April 18, 2006

surf

To search, look for or seek out something.

Andy: "Man you on deck now"
Rob: "Nope, I can surf and hit you back later"
Andy: "OK, Later"

by Anonymous_too September 18, 2007

surf

A snowboarding term used instead of the word "ride".

Look at all that Pow, who wants to go surf the Der?

by BiG nELLs January 23, 2005

Jug Surfing

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010