when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf
by OSHA 28 May 7, 2013

by JoeCroydon May 30, 2016

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.
by Mr. Charlie007 June 1, 2011

At the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. At the five star one, it comes with lobster.
by The Red Willows March 4, 2009

Cheetos and Beef Jerky
by datboul June 20, 2011
