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super bowl 

if eating were like making money (from commercials mostly, in this case), the NFL's "Super Bowl" (and other college "bowl" games), then the American football stadium "bowl" (as seen zoomed out), sure is "super" to those certain business people making all that money.
Would you rather have soup or bowl.. of MONEY! from the Super Bowl? I know our advertising department's got a superbowl to eat off of with that recent deal made.
super bowl by kikibo22 November 27, 2019
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Super Bowl 

my dad would actually kill to see the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl by a definitioner January 20, 2024

Super Bowl LII 

FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.
Super Bowl LII by BIGGERERBOI February 5, 2018

Super-Bowl Decathalon 

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.
Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!

Super Bowl Dick

Used to describe the penis of someone who's team just won the Super Bowl. Usually used while having celebratory sex after the big game.
Me (Packers fan): Yeah babe, suck on that Super Bowl Dick.

My Girlfriend (Bears fan): *Rolls eyes* and begrudgingly starts sucking.

Super Bowl 53 

my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Super Bowl 53 sucked ASS! The rams were fucking snails and they lost the fucking game! 3 points? Are you fucking serious? Also, during the halftime show, Sweet Victory was supposed to play, but instead a short 5 second clip of spongebob played and then it turned into fucking sicko mode! Fuck the NFL!
Super Bowl 53 by Minecraft1238 February 7, 2019

Super Bowl XLVI 

A game in which the Patriots had a golden opportunity to win the game until Wes Welker dropped a perfect pass. The Giants put a drive together and the game pretty much ended there. History repeated itself.
Football Nut 1: Dude did you watch Super Bowl XLVI?!

Football Nut 2: Yeah, until Wes Welker dropped that pass! I was pissed! I lost 20 dollars!
Super Bowl XLVI by GHUBZ April 10, 2012