Illusory superiority

a cognitive bias that causes people to overestimate their positive qualities and abilities and to underestimate their negative qualities, relative to others. This is evident in a variety of areas including intelligence, performance on tasks or tests and the possession of desirable characteristics or personality traits. It is one of many positive illusions relating to the self, and is a phenomenon studied in social psychology.

I hate people with Illusory superiority. They're all just a dick to society.

by TheNotADick January 23, 2011

Superior Sex

Sexual congress between two men (both gay) in which each man's penis is inserted into his partners' anus simultaneously. The orientation of the bodies is similar to lesbian tribadism or scissoring. This act is superior to all other forms of sexual intercourse due to the synergistic combination of penile and anal pleasure for both participants at the same time.

Pete and Wade were growing bored with standard gay sex and their relationship was suffering. The only solution to this problem was to elevate their union to the final level; they elected to engage in superior sex.

by Bobby Cakes October 20, 2009

Friend Superior

The highest title of friendship.

"Brooke is my Friend Superior." - Shivonna
"Shivonna is my Friend Superior."- Brooke

by Brooke&Shivonna July 12, 2009

superword

a word for concealment for the real phrase "orgy"; the ogry must contain more than 5 people and less than 100000½, interspecies is allowable.

BUT NO SALMON!
i.e. the infamous cougar circle orgy

"so how was your day?"
"it sucked i got in a car accident with my landscaper."
"OH, SPICY. wanna superword?"
"fuck yeah!"

*grabs random passersby(4+) and they begin to do the nasty*

by t-dizzle and z-rizzle March 28, 2008

Superior Name

Superior Name is when you are a mongo and have a crush, so you find his or her name the best name in the world and find their name superior and refer to them as "Superior Name"

(talking to friend): i can't stop thinking about superior name

by TheLegend265 February 18, 2018

Meta-status Superiority

The superiority one feels when they post a status on Facebook complaining about how bad other statuses are.

Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.

Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.

A real life, copy pasted example of a meta-status: "I do not come on Facebook to read your diary or your life story, nor do I come on here to read your pointless statuses every half an hour and NO I don't want to like for a like or an inbox.. Give it a rest!" Here, the user clearly feels a sense of meta-status superiority.

by Alexander and Zozimus December 6, 2011

Superbore

A major, American sporting event which takes place around the end of January every year. It pits the winners of the NFC and AFC against each other, in order to win a ring and a trip to Disneyland, which no one notices because they're too busy watching the commercials and half time show.

Also known as the most expensive collection of advertising in the world.

"Hey Jim! Did you watch the Superbore last night?"
"No, but I did tune in for Janet Jackson's boob and the commercials!"
"Oh. So does anyone here know who's going to Disneyland?"
Chorus of "no" is heard in the room.

by Bob Henderson February 3, 2008